ATTENTION ALL FEMALES!!!
IF ANOTHER GIRL SAYS TO YOU “LET’S BE FRIENDS” DON’T LISTEN! IT’S A TRICK!
“LET’S BE FRIENDS” IS A CAREFULLY CODED SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE! OBSERVE:
LET’S BE FRIENDS
WATCH OUT THEY JUST WANT TO SWAY YOU OFF THE PATH OF…
Boy friend must haves:
-Must wear plaid flannels so I can wear them with skinny jeans and boots, and tie them around my waist
-Must have messy hair (not dirty, messy!)
-Must smell good
-Must have good music taste
-Must like watching movies on the couch under a big blanket
-Must let me fall asleep on you whenever I want
So basically Phil